Dewey Crowe.

give up. just quit. because in this life, you can’t win. yeah, you can try, but in the end you’re just gonna lose. big time. because the world is run by the man. the man. oh, you don’t know the man? he’s everywhere. in the white house, down the hall, ms. mullins, she’s the man. and the man ruined the ozone, and he’s burning down the amazon, and he kidnapped shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. and there used to be a way to stick it to the man; it was called rock n roll. but guess what? oh no, the man ruined that too with a little thing called mtv. so don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome, because the man’s just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul. so do yourselves a favor and just give up.