beyondtheentwash:

sunshinecaroline:

beyondtheentwash:

daintyjune:

GUS “SILLYPANTS” JACKSON

OVALTINE JENKINS

DR. MC(CLICKY NOISES)

Gus, don’t be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

Gus, don’t be exactly half of an 11 pound Black Forest Ham.

This is my associate… wow, I’ve done this a thousand times.

And there was one time when Shawn said something to the effect of “Gus, don’t be the sticky side of toast”. lol.

“Gus, please don’t be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.”
“Azkaban.”
“I’ve heard it both ways.”

No you haven’t Shawn.

“I plead the third.”
“The third amendment says that a soldier can’t be lodged in your house. You mean the fifth.”
“I’ve heard it both ways.”