February 2011
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Watch
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Gag Reel; Part 2 of 3.
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I've heard 'Kiss from a Rose' twice today
And the first time I heard it someone said something about it being Batman’s song and I just about died.
Oh Seal, my power, my pleasure, my PAINNNN
formerlyvaljeans-deactivated201 asked: CAROLINE
I'VE LOST THE LINK FOR THE YOUNG CARL/GAVIN FIC YOU SENT ME AND I NEED TO READ IT. I watched The Boat That Rocked today tralala~ ugh Young Carl <3
Also my mum came in and got nostaligic like I USED TO LISTEN TO A PIRATE RADIO STATION BACK THEN and I was like cool and she was like YEAH IT WAS CALLED RADIO CAROLINE and I was like...
I'VE LOST THE LINK FOR THE YOUNG CARL/GAVIN FIC YOU SENT ME AND I NEED TO READ IT. I watched The Boat That Rocked today tralala~ ugh Young Carl <3
Also my mum came in and got nostaligic like I USED TO LISTEN TO A PIRATE RADIO STATION BACK THEN and I was like cool and she was like YEAH IT WAS CALLED RADIO CAROLINE and I was like...
January 2011
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I'm about to use a bottle of whiskey and my x-acto...
I am so tired of having a goddamn sore throat.
And every single time I eat I spend about 30 minutes afterwards making this awful “EGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH EGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH EGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” noise while trying to clear my throat.
Lord beer me strength to make it to Friday.
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They're already re-showing the SAG Awards?
Is anyone still even awake after watching it the first time through?
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"THE QUEST FOR LOVE"
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OH FINALLY
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i miss justicon
drzaius:
when does the new season start
#there better be more blowjobs this season
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FINALLY, THEY DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
YOU GO, MODERN FAMILY COCO!
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Not to be rude, but can someone just carry Betty...
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That's enough, Alec Baldwin.
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I forgot how mild-mannered and dull the SAG awards...
If I don’t see some drunken fuckery soon, I’m going to think they’re all guzzling sparkling cider or something.
WHERE IS THE DEBAUCHERY?
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They need to make the font bigger on the...
All these bitches be squinting and shit
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STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OMG and Hammalamma looks so goddamn dapper applauding for him ugh please get in me.
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BETTY WHITE
SHE IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER THE ULTIMATE HBIC
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NOT TO FRET, YOU GUYS, I'M HERE JUST IN TIME FOR...
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Does anyone have the picture of Andrew Garfield...
*I know there are a lot of pictures like that, but I’m looking for the one where his hand is on his chin and he looks like he’s going to rip out someone’s throat through their ass.
lexaxnan asked: Darrrrrrling! Question: Do you read Social Network fan fic? If so, could you link me to some of your favorites? Love you,lovely!
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I literally have no idea who this person is
But she looks like she’s wearing a used-swiffer duster.
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"This is VH1, it's 2 in the afternoon, this is all...
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"I WANNA DO SCIENCE IN THE SHOWER"
I can’t anymore. Someone call it. Time of death- 11:45
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"Wait- have you two not met? Awkwardddddddd"
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A BIT OVERDRESSED, EISENBERG
THIS ISN’T YOUR BAR MITZVAH, YOU CAN WEAR JEANS.
“Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...”
– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via starsgowaltzing)
“I will simply repeat what I’ve said before, and not bother with their stupid...”
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To regard a freshly fertilized zygote as the full legal, ethical, and social equivalent of a young woman diminishes the woman; it does not elevate the zygote, which is still just a single cell.
Dr. PZ Myers - Pharyngula (via mooglets)
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I was just tracking my amazon order and what does...
CONGRATULATIONS, UPS AND AMAZON, YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR WALKING RIGHT PAST MY BOX ON THE FRONT PORCH. WELL DONE.
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Ugh, The (Big Gay) Mechanic was so good
Slash goggles weren’t even necessary
Ben Foster kept dressing like Oliver Twist
(I blame it entirely on the hat)
But the whole movie was just
(There was some hetero-lovin’ too, for you straighties out there)
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JUSTIFIED PROMO ON TV
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